Xhappenstancex, 45

I hate "Headlines". My humor sometimes lands far out in left field.

I have a large enough heart to shed tears frequently...and at the same time an ego the size of Texas. I like to refer to that little paradox as balance.

I cherish the peculiar and like to make light of the cookie cutter.

I try my best to see the positive in everyone, but fall short frequently.

I know myself well and welcome my faults.

I hate to have my photograph taken, but carry my camera on me at all times.

I do not 'get' most sports. I just do not understand the appeal nor the herd mentality that goes along with the territory. Though I am a sucker for MMA.

My idea of a good time is usually offbeat humor, discussions about books, modern art, pop culture, film, and the meaning of (or lack there of) life...all behind a cup of coffee.

I enjoy shopping even more than most women I know. I can also put together a woman's wardrobe far better than most women I come into to contact with. Seriously lady...why would you wear that?!!!

I am frequently moved by people and frequently disappointed by the acts of mankind....though lately the latter happens more often.

I have more close women friends than men friends, so I prefer not being with jealous types.

I have always chosen the narrow path over the wide path.

I have an enormous disdain for ignorance and incompetence, but usually hold my tongue when it occurs.

I am a talker and an observer...I can actually do them both well...and at the same time might I add.

I enjoy my own company and laugh at my own jokes.

I enjoy witty people that do not take life too seriously...yet I am always up for meeting people from all different walks of life.

If you meet me, expect to meet 'me'...not my representative, as for as dates go.

The more people I meet, the more the world starts to make a little sense.