Inky1387, 37

What can I say? I'm just a normal dude. Who is pretty awesome. I'm a mix between a sarcastic ***hole, and the nice guy that holds the door open for you. The word "f**k" is used regularly in my vocabulary, but I have sense enough to clean it up when kids are around. My friends are loud, obnoxious, sarcastic people, but they're probably the coolest individuals you could ever meet. I like women who know what they want, have a sarcastic side to keep up with mine, can joke around and not take themselves too seriously, and most importantly can still actually look at least somewhat girly. I don't smoke anymore, but I do still drink. I usually go to the bars with my friends on the weekends, with the occasional after work beer during the week. 

If you can't quote at least a couple lines from either Step Brothers, The Hangover, or Role Models, we probably won't get along well.