Awesome Tattooed Pirate Hey, I'm a tattoo artist/ telecommunications engineer. I love to tattoo, drink, cars, guns, motorcycles, building things, my dogs, movies (zombie, horror, comedies), I work a lot, so I don't have time to meet these fake ass, gold digging, B---- types at bars or wherever. Looking for an awesome/crazy chick to take over Florida with me.
I'm pretty kick ass, have own house, great job, vehicles, and weekends off. Looking for a hot little tattooed chick, who likes rock, maybe bikes and video games are a plus.
I'm pretty open to try anything. I was raised by women, so I know how to treat them, but I'm kinda an @ssh*le too, but a fun @ssh*le. Sarcasm and fun are pretty much my personality, oh, very spontaneous and free.
Don't be shy, but I am 5'10" and 150lbs. So please be about there or under, cuz if I have to carry you in a zombie apocalypse, I'd like to actually be able to carry you!
Cris
Crispirate, 39
currently offline
Vero Beach, FL, USA
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Awesome Tattooed Pirate
About Me
Gender
Male
Orientation
Straight
Height
5'10"
Weight
150 lbs
Hobbies & Interests
board games, computers, fishing, fleamarkets, history, hunting, internet, killing zombies, movies, music, nudism, target practice, television, video games
Body Type
athletic
Movies
action, comedy, horror, steamy, romantic comedy
Orientation
straight
Eye Color
blue
Hair Color
black, depends on the day of the week, red
Ethnicity
Caucasian
Relationship
single - never married
Have Kids
no - definitely want them though, no - maybe with the right person
Education Level
some college
Profession
Artistic / Musical, Construction / Craftsman, Technical / Science / Engineering
Income level
$25,000-$50,000
Do you smoke?
no - open to dating smokers though
Do you drink?
alcoholic, daily, like a fish
I currently live
in a van down by the river, on a pirate ship, with roommate(s)
Socially, I am
class clown, comic relief, flirt, social butterfly, the life of the party
Political Views
not interested in politics, the liberal party (canada)
Food Related
BRAINS!!!, Candy is a Food Group, Right?, Carnivore, Chocoholic, Italian, Japanese, Junk Food Junkie, Mexican, Thai
Personality
artistic, flirt, fun loving, geek, intellectual, lover, pirate, playa hater, punk, romantic, thrifty
Individuality
artist, beard, cougar, cougar lover, nudist, piercings, pirate at heart, tattoos, vampire
Religious Views
Agnostic, Atheist
I'm looking for
conversation, dating, fun, friends only, miss right, miss right now, soulmate
My Sign
capricorn : dec. 22-jan. 19, i was born in january
Pets
Dog, Dogs, Monkey
Gender
Male
Music
Alternative Rock, Death Metal, Hard Rock, Heavy Metal, Punk, Rock
Hair Style
long hair
Fitness & Sports
armchair quarterback, cycling, hiking, rock climbing, snowboarding, surfing, swimming
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My Groups(6)
Full Sleeve
1108 membersA group for people who have a full sleeve tattoo, and want to show off their ink. They can share their stories, ask questions, get advice on design and placement, and find inspiration from others full sleeves.
Tattoo Artist
728 membersA group for professional tattoo artists, and aspiring tattoo artists who want to learn more. They can discuss the process of being a tattoo artist, ask questions, find advice and get feedback on their work, and show off their tattoos and art.
Tribal
820 membersA group for people who have tribal tattoos, and want to show off their ink. They can share their stories, ask questions, get advice on design and placement, and find inspiration from others tribal tattoos.
Vintage
498 membersA group for people who have vintage tattoos, and want to show off their ink. They can share their stories, ask questions, get advice on design and placement, and find inspiration from others’ vintage tattoos.
I Love My Tattoo
2936 membersA group for people who are proud of their tattoos and like to show them off, or those who simply love the art of tattoos and appreciate their own.
I Lost Count of How Many
1722 membersA group for people who cannot remember how many tattoos they have, and want to show off their ink. They can share their stories, ask questions and find advice, and get inspired by others tattoos.
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